Recent reviews by Slamarang

Jeff

One of the fan-made expansions made! genuinely smart new chambers and mechanics, a good plot to keep the whole thing going, and honestly really good voice acting to top it all off. 10/10 this tides the itch for Portal 3

Scared half to death but getting that submarine was more than worth it to annihilate every fish in this sea

Played Destiny 1 for almost a thousand hours on PS3 back in the day, willing to break a thousand hours here too. Especially now that it's free, welcome all new kinderguardians! Fantastic gunplay and feel, deep lore in a fantastic setting, and a community that is supportive as hell (Even though the salt can get pretty intense).

Warlock Master Race.

10/10

The game where you play completely for 'The Plot'.
Legitimately better story than any Triple A game in the past decade.

It's creepy, almost depressing and importantly: so interestingly and vaguely deep I can't see myself anymore.

... So what's up with that painting, guys?

EDIT: I found the man in the cage. Uncomfortably pressed escape key.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE WAY TOO MUCH MONEY?
DO YOU WANT TO BUY JUST ONE MORE LEMONADE STAND FOR 4 QUADRILLION DOLLARS FOR NO REASON?

THEN THIS GAME THING IS EXACTLY FOR YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!

The only way numbers are fun: Cold, hard (digital) cash.
Super easy to play, super easy to get invested into. All you do is click bars to buy more property to grow your conglomerate empire. One way or another, you go from earning $1 per lemonade stand click to over $5 Trillion per .5 seconds. That tiny advancement mechanic makes this game super addictive and fun in a kinda sad way.


I thought of playing this game for 10 minutes one day, now I somehow sunk 6 hours, and I know I'm gonna keep getting cash till I get that 'Buy Earth' Achievement. That dang moon is next.


TL;DR: Get it if you have time to waste, Don't if you love yourself.

It's strange. This game(?) is so dang simple it's awesome! You get an aparment, and you put shortcuts to your Games and Youtube videos (Or at least, those were the ones I managed to get working.) Basically you kinda get to create a sweet dream Bachelor Pad for yourself and your friends! The content as of now is quite limited, with the whole In-progress thing. And for some reason the menu screens are cropped to the top left of the screen for some reason; and they have a bit of an input lag.

And heck, if possible, maybe a better GUI design, and a simpler way to browse your computer to get content. Maybe even added Audio and Image upload support?

But overall, I'm really hoping for updates and progress to this!


If you've got time to spare, just get this Bachelor Gamer Pad Simulator.
..Plus, It's called ANARCHY ARCADE. How fantastic is that?!

Bloody, comical and fast-paced. Loadout is definitely one of the better 3rd-person shooters out there.
Multiple options to customize your gun means you can possibly create your dream rifle.. Or rocket launcher.. Or laser beam...
Easy to pick up, awesome to play with your friends! Plus it's free; what are you doing? Get this game like.. Now.