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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:52pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:36pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 12:09pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:37pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 10:11am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:47pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:26pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:47pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 4:18pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:22am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:51am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 4:26pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:11pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:35pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 4:30pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:06pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:54pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:37pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 8:38pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:46pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:22pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:31pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 12:27am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 9:35pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 4:11pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:34pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 6:17pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:57pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:39pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2020 @ 3:21pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 4:17pm