After a good game of brawlhalla, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great brawl, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a brawl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then used a side sig. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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+REP REAL GOAT

my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family is financially struggling, my mom died,
NOTHING
to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh about
so when you say some stupid ♥♥♥♥ about me
I'm not gonna just stay quiet and take this ♥♥♥♥
I'm gonna let my balls hang and talk my ♥♥♥♥

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we aren't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course cuz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :P :bouncybomb::praisesun::winter2019cooldog:

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we aren't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course cuz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :P