+rep mazzy was my shaman and spiritual guide who took me through a strange land and helped me formulate the study of pridianology

mazzy saved my pet goldfish once in da great fire of 1666

mazzy cured all my diseases by being cool and awesome but then she's guilt tripping me into letting her stab me once a week so idk how to feel about all of this

-rep this bih wack chased me around a motel room with a microwave plate and kept smackin me on the ass and called me lassy worst night of my life

i saw mazzy on my last benadryl trip instead of the hatman and when i saw her she said if you see that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the hat tell him he owes me 50 dollars

maz told me she was with mark wahlberg in april 1988