I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypernatremia) . They had to put an iv directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closest I've ever been to dying.
What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now.