Recent reviews by goodODST unit

Mouse and keyboard doesn't make Halo 2 Legendary any easier

when you revive a game by making it pay-per-play

???

there's an achievement called Embrace the Suck

When the temperate forest you clicked to spawn in was actually a marshland





11/10 you have died of dysentery

-Buys game on disc
-Plays as a child so the old experiences are forgotten
-Loses disc
-Years later, buys on Steam
-Finds disc 2 days later
-Gives disc to friend to play multiplayer
-Finds out that multiplayer doesn't work like that
-Plays Galactic Conquest as Empire while my friend attempts to persuade his parents to buy him a game he already has
-Immediatly crushes half the Rebellion within a few hours
-Gets to Tech Level 5 and sees the Death Star
-( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
-Ends up not being able to conquer the Consortium
-( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) x3
-5 hours later, praises Emperor Senpai Palpatine by turning half the galaxy into asteroid belts and wins
-Friend finally buys game
-Asks me to play with him finally
-Nah, I'm trying to recreate a battle I did in the game
-Sees giant moon-like sphere in the sky
-Friend realizes that's no moon...
-( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) x66
11/10 would cause mass genocide for my fictional master again

EDIT: Some spelling changes and fixed a meme ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

Payed $0.24. Made an entire defense out of laser towers. Got to round 21. Died because I ran out of places to put laser towers. 10/10 would laser again for a quarter