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I just need to release this into the void. My boss has the most perfect bald head I’ve ever seen. Like not just bald… divinely bald. Smooth. Shiny. Shaped like it was sculpted by horny angels. Some days I wanna slap it. Other days I wanna lick it. Hormones decide. Anyway. Last Thursday, during peak ovulation, I was sitting behind him and his bald head was RIGHT there. So I did what any mentally unstable woman would do: I reached out and touched it. Just a soft, slightly lingering touch. Like a blessing. Like I was grounding myself to the earth via l contact. He turned around and I panicked and was like oh haha you had lint. He just nodded and said thanks. That was it.
But I went home and thought about that bald head ALL weekend. Like… feral levels of overthinking. I don’t even like him like that. But that DOME ??Totally owns me.
Anyway I haven’t touched it again but the urge is strong and I am weak.

My homie made me gay
Wild story, but uh two days ago I was chilling with my bro and we was ganna have a sleepover, so at night I come in his room from getting changed and I see some porn on his tv, I’m like ayt we gonna goon I guess but then guess what.

ITS GAY!

Fast forward, he made me suck him and it was cool ngl but I never thought I would be into guys. Advice? I wanna stay friends with benefits but I don’t wanna jeopardize our friendship. Like is it better if I say no more sexual stuff? For the sake of the friendship

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

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it seems you are!! *yikes! D:*

straight rubbing my clih

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skaoii the gangalang what a legend

thanks dude

+rep one of the coolest dudes alive today

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