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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 9:39pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 5:02pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 5:11pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2013 @ 6:21pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2013 @ 9:16am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 6:47pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 3:19pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 8:14pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 8:14pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2013 @ 9:13am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 2:45pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 8:11pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 9:25pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 9:19pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 10:13pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2013 @ 8:39am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 3:38pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:48pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:21pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:02pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 8:14pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:19pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 7:53pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 2:45pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 1:15pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 3:35pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:25pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2013 @ 9:20pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2013 @ 10:37pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:08pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 8:14pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 8:15pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2013 @ 12:47pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 1:21pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2013 @ 7:27pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2013 @ 4:49pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:50pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:40pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:33pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:31pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 11:31am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 2:54pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:09pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 7:53pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:00pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:04pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:04pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:21pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:23pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 1:29pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 11:54am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 3:43pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2014 @ 3:34pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 2:47pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 3:36pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 3:42pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2014 @ 3:30pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 10:19pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 10:11pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 10:14pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 10:15pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 10:07pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 10:20pm

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:10pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.