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I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 11:27pm

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Utopia

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 11:42pm

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 11:27pm

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Long Live The King

Usurp Fate and take over as the new Fate
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 10:18pm

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Treehugger

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 10:18pm

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Global Warming

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Plague Doctor

Finish the game with highest chaos in Health
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Back To The Roots

Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Goodest Ending

Get the most positive ending imaginable
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 11:52pm

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:34pm

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 8:00pm



Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Infinitarium

Get all endings

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Yot

Press the Discord button

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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