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Hello,

Your handyman skills are needed. I have a problem I was hoping you would
be able to help me with. Last night, when I was throwing up, I
accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet and flushed it. It is a
small phone, so I am pretty sure it made its way to my septic tank in
the backyard. I need to get this phone back. It has an irreplaceable
picture of my friend Tim hooking up with a fat chick, and I need this
picture so I can taunt him with it for the rest of his life.

I will hire you to sift through my septic tank to find the phone. It is
a 1250 gallon septic tank, and has not been drained in a while. On the
plus side, I will let you keep anything you find that is not my phone.
There is probably a ton of spare change that was accidentally flushed,
and maybe some other treasures.

Please let me know when you can help. I am free all week. Just contact
me via e-mail, because my phone obviously is in a world of ♥♥♥♥ (no pun
intended)

Thanks

I WILL CLOG YOUR TOILET

I havent watched that movie in nearly 20 years

+rep transphobic

-rep he toggled in Unturned, called me team sucks, I died and he took my peen

-rep toggled mid game

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my sister in game

thank you. my man shoe collection is my reason for living

nice boot collection.

awesome

Prostate Exam Fetish
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

so true sister

💩

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-rep toxic af doxed me in game

sold me fent behind kroger 10/10

hes pointing down

panis

DINK DONK YEARLY COMMENT

no annual comment?

that's crazy, but tru

im cheating on his mom

wha

wow is cheater of cs of go

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balLA

-rep toxic asf, doxed me in game

glad i could help

your pfp actually gave me nightmares thanks

Annual comment time

I WAS- for some time.. a long time actually

i thought you were dead

*comes back from the dead*

(official)

nope i am real eminem

Hey you're not Eminem

Cream in my pie

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❤️❤️❤️❤️ᗯᗴ ᑕᗩᑎ ᗷᗴ ᖴᖇIᗴᑎᗪᔕ ❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️ᖴᗝᖇ ᖴᑌ丅ᑌᖇᗴ Ǥᗩᗰᗴᔕ ❤️❤️❤️

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nope i am real dr dre

fake black person

yep

you r gae my friend

damn straight

fact

uhh hi bro i just want to talk to you about that mod tfrp mod you made

no

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