Recent reviews by Louis Vivé

One of the very first games I played but Max Payne fills most of the memory. by far Freaky Funhouse was the scariest mission I have prolly ever played. Also the nightmare missions were mindblowing. This game has the tiniest details even for 2003. Good old memories.

Not scary at all.

Very first game I played when I got my new computer back in 2013. It was extremely difficult for me, but thank god there was YouTube for help. I watched couple videos and finished the storyline. Then boom, a DLC. First thing I did was watching more videos. Was the DLC actually first guy? Etc. etc. This game has a huge impact on me and my gaming life.

Basically you follow the story line, game tells collect the materials, once you're done collecting you do some sort of rituals then keep on following the story line. Play it on 100% volume and in a dark room. Jumpscares are super scary (at least made me fell from the chair). There are only two stories in early access, they'll probably add a third. Have funEdit : They indeed add a third map, also a new interface where you can characterize. Third map is a bit different than others, found it less scary and longer. Still playable tho.

Super Fun!
Damn. It's really fun to play with friends, it's fun to run away from each other madly or try to catch each other madly, especially if you're someone like me who loves violence, the game becomes even more fun, it's fun to hit people with machatte and hang them. In addition, the ambience and music of the game add a separate air to help you play as a killer. Relax & enjoy the game.

First off, I'm going to say something that I am sure someone else writing a review for this game has already said, "This is NOT a game for the faint of heart..." If there were a definition for, "violent" or "controversial" this would be it. You are a white [man] known as Mr. Peepshell, or the, "Postal Dude,"whom lives in a trailer behind someone's house and your soul task throughout the game is to run around a city commiting tasks that you would think to be simple for your .... wife. Freedom-wise, this game outdoes any of its predecessors tenfold. You may go into ANY building, interact with ANYONE you see on screen, and do virtually anything you want, from sticking a cat on the barrel of your gun to use it as a silencer, to urinating all over the place in some poor fool's house. This game pushes new boundaries in ignoring what the rest of the world thinks. You can pour gasoline on someone, light a match, throw it on them and they will be engulfed in a ball of flame and slowly burn to a charred corpse, crawling on the ground crying desperately for help. Even kick bodies and watch them flop around realistically, splattering a grotesque decal of blood on the wall. Walk into convenience stores and kick merchandise into people's faces, only to soon be attacked by enraged policeman. Something I may need to mention is that this game is extremely racist. The convenience store is controlled by a bunch of arab women who attack you if you decide to go into the "employees only" section. Gay dance clubs are strewn throughout with in which you can interact with some, let's just say, "interesting" NPC's. Anything you would not want your innocent little darling of a child to see is thrown in this game tenfold; do not expect anything wholesome. Even the kindest of people can have their heads blown off by, well, you. Religious references are intact and mocked horribly. (For example, you go to a church to confess your sins in one of the missions and a bunch of psychotics....burst through the door, and before you know it, the priests whip out shotguns and say they must, "Do it all for the glory of God."
I suppose you are wondering why I enjoy this game. Simple answer; I'm sick. That and the fact you can run around with virtually no restrictions and fulfill all the dirty little thoughts that go through your head. If you have a strong stomach and a gamer's desire for, "No limits," buy this game. Otherwise, get over it.

It's a really fun game to play with the crew. if you have really fun people on your team, it will become 100 times more fun.
Don't download if you're colorblind and a bad liar.

Just playing because my friends play this sh1t