Recent reviews by Sir Clone

To everyone who flipped their review: You're idiots.
To everyone who thought it was okay to begin with: You're even bigger idiots.

Sony didn't learn a damn thing, they're just gonna wait it out and then try to enforce their poorly secured accounts again. By that point, the small remaining community for the game will be upset, but it'll only be the core player base left and they won't quit over it.

This isn't a victory. It's a waiting game, and you fell for it.

You know what? I was okay with this whole thing, I really was, right up until I quit the game and get an achievement "This is counter strike, too"

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerve to pretend that this should have just completely replaced Global Offensive is a joke. An outright, ridiculous joke. This is basically a reskin with a physics update and they want to call it a whole new game. Since when did Valve become Blizzard? I don't remember the memo, but they're trying to pull an overwatch on us.

1200 hours later, and I can confidently say that this game has fallen off. Crytek doesn't care about what the community feedback is, and haven't for a long time now.

I'm not just on the UI train either. While the UI is crap, the rest of the game is suffering just as much. I cannot in good faith recommend this game to anyone at this point, which makes me sad as this was my favorite game not too long ago.

The balancing is a joke, the content is a joke, and none of the things that players have been asking for for literally years now were addressed.

"Can we have tighter ping limits to stop ping abuse?"
-Lol

"Can we balance long ammo in a way that makes sense?"
-Yeah, big bullet fall faster than small bullet now.

"Can we balance the Katana?"
-Yeah, here's a spear that's even more game breaking. Enjoy nerds.

"Can we add any kind of anti-camping mechanics?"
-Here's a bug you can use, have fun.


Honestly, I love this game and I'm hoping that I can change this review in the next few months. But for the time being, all I can do is warn people away.

The best way I can describe Civ 6 is "If someone made a knockoff of Civ 5."

It feels like a mobile game, even with all of the DLC.

I really don't understand why people think that just because a game doesn't work well on their hardware, it must be that the game requires a mega powerful CPU or something.

I'm playing on a Ryzen 5 3600, keeping my 80-90 FPS, and having a great time. It's more Monster Hunter with better mechanics and all around more balanced weapon trees.

Have fun everyone, and I hope to catch you in a hunt!

It's a good game.

The server (and yes, there is only one server) only holds 10 people. Well, claims to hold 10 people.
However, the one and only time I've managed to find a second person playing the game, I couldn't connect to the server.
The only server that this game has and you can't have more than one person on it at a time.

RIP.

What was once a wonderful game has been sold by the developer in order to make a quick buck. I logged over 450 hours on this game, and the first 400 were great. Then, the lackluster infamy update rolled out. After the infamy update, everything went down hill. I decided I would get excited for crimefest this year. "Maybe they'll bring it back" I kept telling myself. Those hopes were crushed by the pay to win "skins" that we are supposed to be happy about. This is just a big ♥♥♥♥ you to the community, who supported the hundreds of dollars of DLC, standing behind the statement that "They have to make money somehow, or they can't keep making new content." SO they decided to ♥♥♥♥ all over everyone who stood beside them in order to make an attempt at a cash grab. Good job Overkill. You're officially competing with EA to see who I can hate the most.

Destroyed Japan.
Got a culture victory.
10/10, Great game!