God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dammit, I was just want breed Mia and Tia from cars so badly I cannot even function as a normal human anymore. There is nothing more on Gods green earth that I want to do than fill their tight little Mazda tailpipes with my hot, gooey man goo.



I will not die a happy man until I empty every last drop of fluid I have into their gorgeous cavities. The cute voices, the gorgeous curves and the pop up headlights - my God I have never been more erect in my life it is literally throbbing and aching.



My wife is trying to convince to to go to therapy because she keeps walking in on me furiously masturbating red raw to the two hottest twins to ever exist. I think my wife is considering cancelling all streaming serviced and removing my xbox so I stop watching the Cars movie and stopping to literally salivate over them frame by frame, my ccck literally oozes pre cvm as soon as they appear.

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I met this guy playing DayZ. We became friends and ended up playing together for about 8 years.
I was in Arizona, where he's from. I messaged him and he said he was free! I walked up to the door and greeted by him who opened the door. He poured me a rather stiff drink as we sat down and began to talk. This is where things got weird.
After about 5 minutes of talking, he told me to stand up. I was confused as to what was happening but I wasn't asking questions. He told me to close my eyes and that he has a "surprise" for me. He shoved me against the wall and began to kiss on my neck. I lunged my knee up into his genitals and ran to find the bathroom but I stumbled into his bedroom.
There were hundreds of pictures of my DayZ character hung all over the walls with candles and flower petals scattered around the bed and floor. He confronted me in the hallway and said, "Where are you going? I had such a fun night planned for us!" I left and called the cops.
1/10, do not play with this guy.

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Listen you slant eyed rice growing small footed ♥♥♥♥, I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy your zipper headed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the barrel of my gun. I will take your dog eating ♥♥♥♥♥ ass straight to the grave. Got it?

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