Hello there, I am SirCake III. I know you may be asking yourself, "how has this single man accomplished so much with so little?". Well I'll be gald to tell you.

The year is 1639. The place, Sandwich, Massachusetts. A settlement created not two years prior (in 1637) the town had already grown a reputation of God-like proportions. It was rumored to be the birth place of the one simply known as "SirCake".

Now after many years had passed the whispers of this name had almost died with the winds that carried them. But in 768 AD two great minds met. This so called "SirCake" had been searching for a person Grand Leader to help carry out his actions. With this, he met the one called Mr.Magu.

With Mr.Magu and his uncontrollable power, the two set off to spred the word of Jebus. Time after time those who answered the door had refused to hear the 'good news'. Struggling with his heroine *addiction, Jebus was forced to leave the life of magic and sorcery and focus on what mattered; selling kitchen knife box sets door to door.

With their great profit prophet gone, SirCake and Mr.Magu set out to find something more grand and even slightly more glorious than religion. Communism, specificly Bear Communism .

In 1848 times where strange. The Communist Manifesto had just been written by some guy with a kick-ass beard, and some other dude lacking in one. The book was thought to be revolutionary. But alas, some one, or someBEAR, had allready created a concept far superior than any other. His name, Soviet Bear. A name that struck fear into many, and brought hope to some, his legacy of being a bear carried much weight. Once these three had finally crossed paths, the worlds fate had been sealed.

But no! The Sample Text began to attack! All was thought to be It is cruel to discover one's mediocrity only when it is too late ! Why oh why did they Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount !? All hope had been lost! Ever since the To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character attacked we had accepted defeat! There is no hope. All is lost. This article has grown too long.

And that Billy is how Batman defeated the Starwars. The End.

Also, may go by Initrode at times. Deal with it.
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