Recent reviews by Alex

My Summer Car is a great and unique simulator set put to troll and frustrate you in every way possible, but to make it all worth it at the end with the glory of finally building your Satsuma, upgrading it with all the race parts and winning the rally.

Here are some tips: (That are no longer up to date and I have not since replayed the game, so don't follow these tips anymore)
- When driving the van, on dirt roads do NOT go above 2nd gear to stay safe but still relatively speedy unless you're fairly skilled in the arts of counter steering very rapidly. On the main roads don't go above 3rd because driving in 4th is pointless thanks to the 100km/h suicide machine it is.

- Read guides, I found that the guides are actually better than watching a video tutorial

- Make sure to return Fleetari's muscle car because otherwise he will steal your pride. Also note be very gentle on the gas in his car because it will lose grip very easily.

- When you go to the shop for the first time buy 3 brake/clutch fluid, 1 motor oil and 1 coolant (feel free to get more if you're worried about not tightening bolts fully) and the fan belt. Stock up on as much food as you can, take the gasoline and diesel jerry can and fill them with their respective fuels (remembering to fuel up the van too) Dont forget the beer!

- Always check the crossroads for the train (it will be worth it, especially f you're risking permadeath) Look BOTH ways!

In short, buy the game or Teimo will hunt you down like pig for sausage.

Vito... Joe wasn't part of the deal.

Look, this is a Total War Rome II reskin with half the content... Nuff said.