I (18M) was at my crush's (24F) birthday party. Her mom (69F) and dad (420M) asked me whether i could go get her from upstairs because she was taking too long to get ready. I went upstairs and knocked at her room, to which my crush (24F) said "♥♥♥ inside"

Good soldiers follow orders, so i unzipped my pants and pulled her shorts down, then came inside her.

She(24F)slapped me and threw me downstairs and her parents (69F and 420M) put up a case on me

I just followed her(24F) orders, AITA?

EDIT: can u guys please take away the awards? I dont need them, you should use that money to make this world better, maybe donate it to some NGO that works against rape, this post was meant to be a troll and i did not need awards. Would love that happening!

ound this on r/teenagers unsurprisingly
Guys I just came on my own face
I was sucking my own ♥♥♥♥ and I got really horny so I started furiously masturbating. I was still in the position I suck my ♥♥♥♥ in though and I didn’t realize that I was going to come bc I was so horny. Before I knew it my whole face was covered in ♥♥♥. I think I also got some in my eye. I’m in my room crying and shaking in the corner bc I don’t want to leave my room since my family will see😭😭😭. What do I do guys?!

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