signed by jennemy. thanks for being cool ;p

I found this guy scrolling through the twitch browsing list of CSGO and thought I'd give him a chance. He seemed pretty cool engaging with his audience considering only averaging 6 viewers. Im 1 hours into the stream and it seemed like I was the only viewer left watching. He starts to take off his clothes on stream and starts telling me Im a bad boy. He kept calling me "saucyjacob" when my twitch name says stitch which was pretty odd. He then proceeds to ask for my discord in which I refused. He starts rubbing his hairy nipples and starts meowing like a cat. Immediately, I turned off my screen as I was filled with terror yet horny. I try to brush it off like it was just another internet gooner. Ten minutes passed by and I get a phone call from an unknown number. I answered and asked "who is this" he whispers heavily "its me ur boyfriend the CEO of chill vibes *meow*". I look down under my desk and between my legs was him... Don't trust this guy.

+rep patient trader

+rep meow

hi

DAAAAAAAMNM THIS GUY JUST BOUGHT ME 3 CHEESEBURGERS AND A MEDIUM FRY. WHAAAT?