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4.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)

The name "Comedy Night" matches the gameplay perfectly...

if "Comedy" translates to racist 12 year olds

Posted 31 May, 2019.

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34.7 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)

- Police come to my store and give me a free item they found
- Customer wants to buy it and turns out it's a counterfeit item
- Customer reports me to the police and my store reputation goes down

Would rate the game 10/10 realistic shady police

Posted 23 February, 2019.

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Not Recommended

6.5 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)

- A lady asked for a pizza with no meat, no vegetables and no minerals.
- Gave the ♥♥♥♥♥ a cheese pizza to meet her demands.
- She proceeds to yell at me "AM I BLIND OR WHERES THE MUSHROOMS!!"

She got a refund and I want to die.

Posted 5 February, 2019. Last edited 28 October, 2021.

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26.8 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)

Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Garry?

Posted 28 November, 2017.

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3.1 hrs on record

Experienced Vietnam Flashbacks just in the first chapter.

Posted 25 August, 2017.

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29.4 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)

To get the real Amerian experience, I recommend getting a gun mod.

Posted 19 August, 2017.

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0.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)

The cancer I got from this game was easier to beat than the game itself.

Posted 12 July, 2017.

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38.8 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)

The only game my computer can play over 100 fps. 10/10 Lemonade Stands

Posted 12 July, 2017.

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2.8 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)

The game was good but there were no mirrors.
9/11 IGN

Posted 8 September, 2016.

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0.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)

Spolier Alert: I was not welcomed

Posted 26 August, 2016.

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