Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water.

It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes... ...and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree fiddy."