This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet... MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault, I ADMIT IT! it's my fault! I WANT everything a-
BOUT MY HOUSE
OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!
ILL SEND THE DETECTIVES ILL SEND THE POLICE ILL SEND EVERYONE IN MY POWER!

mate?

اللعنة عليك

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I asked my grandpa to teach me how to french kiss, so I could practice for this guy

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