Seriously deranged. He needs help.

jah on my wrist

Screw this guy! seriously!!! he met my dad on twitter and somehow manipulated him to twerk. Now he wont stop twerking! He twerks at job, he twerked at my grandpa's funeral, he twerked at my sister's wedding, dont trust this guy he's a manipulative ♥♥♥♥. Look at my life now its all screwed because my dad wont stop twerking

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

+rep Frankinbot captured me and wrote those -reps

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