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Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:14am

Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:18am

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:19am

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:19am

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:22am

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:23am

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:24am

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:28am

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:29am



Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.

Love Is…

Bruh.

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.

Did I stutter?

Negotiations usually require two approvals. Usually...

Consulting the Elders

Information is the key to everything in life.

Ask And Ye Shall Receive

I Bless Thee With The Mini Me.

To Remember A Girl's Birthday...

... You only need to forget it once.

Get To The Point

No, I do not need extended mortality on my demon, thank you.

Patience Is A Virtue

... Shame it won't pay the bills.

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

I need it yesterday, honey.

What's The Plan?

I'll take any ideas – good or worse.

Excuse Me?

I beg of you, grow up.

Friends And Foes

She's too hot to be mad at, dude.

Protect And Swerve

Some taboo topics shall remain taboo.

Protect And Swear

We're a team, after all.

Thicker Than A Bowl Of Oatmeal

Stooping low blows.

It's Dangerous Out There

It's not you, it's my ancient pet demon, honey.

The Lion, The Witch

And the audacity of this bitch.

To Listen Is To Care

Too bad I don't really care.

Poppin' Bottles

Can demons get drunk? Asking for a foe.

Mutual Exchange

Bodily fluids are surprisingly easy to cum by.

Lessons In Tough Love

Just how persuasive your force can be...