Once upon a time where Jerusalem faced war, death, and famine.
The mongoloids charged at the Jewish day after day nonstop.
Jerusalem was slipping out the Jews hands and they can't do anything about it.
All the remaining Jews hid in the underground tunnels of Jerusalem, praying for victory and peace upon the land


And then a mysterious hooded figure sent down by The Heavens came down to the underground tunnels of Jerusalem.
Out of pure desperation the Jews started begging the hooded figure to help them achieve peace.
And then.

"I am Esko, the lightbulb!"
then he removes his hood and his bald ass head shines holy light upon the jews

His holy light properties gives the Jewish unimaginable strength
The people of Jerusalem cheer for their savior, "Esko! Esko! Esko! Esko!"



The Jews then bash the ♥♥♥♥ out of the attackers
The End.