Who am I? I am the bad guy; at least that's what all the people say. But in reality, I am a misunderstood genius who is far ahead of his time. I have touched the stars and saw the glorious light of a thousand suns; seen empires rise and fall. I have also witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. I am eternal, inevitable yet unexpected. I am the beginning and the end. I am superior to you in every single way. I travel in worlds you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what I am capable of. I am so far beyond you. I am like a god in human clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips.
Or simply put, I am the godliest man.