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This game is actually so poorly made, and I wish I could still refund it.

The idea is good, I loved warband with over 300 hours, but this game is full of glitches, optimizations, imbalance and just lack of realism.

1. Every siege, you will likely get pushed into some gap of a wall where you cant move anymore.

2. There's a certain quest of protecting a caravan, where if the caravan dies or you fail, your save is just corrupt. 7 Days later, you'll crash, and you'll keep crashing at that exact time unless you delete the quest. Why hasnt this been fixed? (The only way to fix it is by using console to delete the quest, but as a consequence disabling achievements permanently, and wasting a lot of time identifying and fixing the issue..)

3. The enemy catapult AI is for some reason better than your troops catapult AI, which is significant when the catapult can just oneshot 20 troops.

4. Bows were heavily nerfed in this version, and bowmen are pretty useless in sieges because of the catapult just oneshotting your entire bow fleet.

5. Speed is imbalanced - 8 Bandits on foot are for some reason faster than you alone on a horse when you start out. That means if you die, you cant even go attack the bandits to get your troops and stuff back, And if you wait a bit, another band of bandits will chase you down and kill you again.

6. You cant even participate in the battle if youre under 20% health. Might make sense logically, but makes for ♥♥♥♥ gameplay. Imagine fighting one battle until youre at 15% health and winning, then entering a second and getting ready to clutch up, but you cant even join, and your troops just get auto-wiped without you being able to do anything. It's not like you were downed, you just cant join the fight if you are low.
In my case, my whole band got killed by 17 looters, whilst I could've literally soloed 17 looters with my bow and horse. Then right afterwards, I couldnt even catch up to them to get my troops back, because they were faster than me alone on a horse for god knows what reason.

7. Your sword keeps getting stuck on your friendly troops - makes sense realistically but makes for awful gameplay. Same as M&B Warband.

8. Spawn points are terribly made - Imagine making an army of 30 archers, and then the infantry spawn 50 meters in front of you behind a hill. By the time you can see them and aim at them, they're already in range. (This is random, so sometimes you have amazing maps, and sometimes you have maps that cause you to lose in a completely winnable situation.)


All of these points were made while playing on "realistic" difficulty, meaning you and your troops take the same amount of damage as your enemies.

There are many more points. I hate how crossbows autofire when you load them unless you animation cancel, I hate how the AI will prioritize the player over your teammates in tournaments, and how your teammates will just run past the 2 guys 2v1ing you to get some archer at the back, and I hate how ♥♥♥♥ the quests are and how fake the dialogue feels.

I feel like just one playtester wouldve found at least half these issues, and a lot of them are super easily fixed (like the getting stuck in gaps on the castle walls during sieges? just change the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map then, itd take 3 minutes.). Clearly this game wasnt made with a lot of effort, and was just rushed to get sales based on a previous successful release.

Yes mount & blade warband has some of these issues (at least it didnt crash all the time or have you get stuck inside objects), but it's an older game that was cool at its time. Obviously bannerlord is better when comparing just the vanilla issues (Assuming you dont crash), but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did it not improve very much.

I used to have a strong love for this game, and the way that kills had an impact on loot, and the risk/reward that brought!
I loved how Legendaries were crafted, and I LOVED the class system exceptionally, and I felt it gave the game a different feeling than other battle royales. I streamed this game and put several hours into it and I miss it fondly. I truly appreciated it back in the day, and if the developers rolled back or changed the game to be more similar to what it was back then, I would definitely play again.

Sadly with the state the game is in now, I can't recommend it... Filled with bots, noone plays, confusing loot system, spells and objects around the map such as catapults and chests.

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ game with tournaments with prices - crashes every few games - in 10 hours i have 5 crashes aprox. Gay game.... also snipes are gud - you should buy this game

This game is lots of fun finding all the secrets ETC. ive gotten 4 hours out of this and bought it around... 6 months ago? Anyway, ive gotten all achievements and all secrets and it's very fun trying to find them by yourself :P Also a note to the dev!
GIVE US THE LAST ACHIEVEMENT SO IM COMPLETE IN LIFE
GIVE US THE LAST ACHIEVEMENT SO IM COMPLETE IN LIFE
GIVE US THE LAST ACHIEVEMENT SO IM COMPLETE IN LIFE
GIVE US THE LAST ACHIEVEMENT SO IM COMPLETE IN LIFE
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GIVE US THE LAST ACHIEVEMENT SO IM COMPLETE IN LIFE
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This is a very fun game but i would reccomend playing with friends since the online community is really small ATM however you can wait for 5 min or so till you find someone to play with.

Hello. i would not reccomend this game if you do not have a friend to play with. If you do however its very fun (the fact it says multiplayer means LAN multiplayer or via hamachi or portforward etc it isnt open servers that anyone can join)

Play the game with your friend unlock hats get better complete ! :D

Alot of words describe this game like Hilarious or ... rage difficulty... etc

This game is a very fun but hard platformer it takes alot of skill and patience learning the level dying learning more dying again then repeating TILL youre finally done... Unless youre some pro that just runs through everything 1st try

Hi i would not reccomend this game. It is basically the binding of isaac rebirth but with less items and monsters.... Take it from a guy who played both games...

I would reccomend this game ! my earlier review said the game was terrible and you couldnt even build a house now i see this is completely wrong.

I only spend 1 hour on the game since i stopped so i made a new world and i love it i already did really good getting a bunch of towers up. The creators wrote back to my old review where i said i wouldnt reccomend it and they changed the gaming expirience COMPLETELY

i would reccomend looking up some guides on the wiki or on youtube since i cant explain the whole game yet:) but ive had alot of fun playing till now.

Hello guys! I have played this game for 500 hours now... that says alot in itself right?
Okay heres some info about this game
You should have atleast 17 euro for this game which will give you 2600 gold. I would reccomend to buy the starting pack which will give you extra char slots (that are infinite) a pet (which is infinite) and chests (which also are infinite)

(YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME F2P but it takes alot of skill you just have to run around get items find an egg and youre started)

heres why you should buy these. You will need character slots later on when you max and you have nothing to do. Because you will be able to make another character you can play even more. The chests will give you a place for saving items because when you die you loose EVERYTHING except pets character slots chests and items in chests. A pet will help you ALOT in this game you CAN play without buying stuff but i would recomend paying the small amount of 17 euro.

Now to the game Its a bullet hell MMO and it is NOT EASY this takes alot of time to master! and alot of practise. When you are playing you will be going around killing monsters and as you go longer in towards the middle of your little island harder monsters will come. You will sometimes find monsters that drop portals and you can learn what these portals bosses drop of items. I would recomend playing this with a friend since alot of these dungeons and monsters are hard but you ARE playing with 84 other people on the server which makes the big event portals easier since the other players will be there to help.

This is basically a game about running around killing bosses getting loot leveling up improving your pet dying then doing a little better everytime by improving your skill and your pet.

I would recomend looking up guides on the internet quickly like 15 minutes of your time to find out how you get to lvl 20 easily and get to godlands begin to get loot and slowly learn the game.