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ㅤ* A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman.
"Why?" asked the driver.
"Because my chips are too hot", replied the policeman.
ㅤ* Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing Yoga.
ㅤ* Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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