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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦 Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥 chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋 those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forget to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏽🎅🏽 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️ If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re on the naughty list this year.🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot 🔥 CUMlatte☕️💦😤 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️☃️ hope you get to BLOW🌬 lots of XXXmas ♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄 CUMMIES💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏿🎅🏾🎅🏽🎅🏼🎅🏻

TODAY 🗓️ IS THE FIRST👆 DAY 🌅 OF 🍁🍂🍆 COCKTOBER! 🍆 🎃🌑☠ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT 🤔 MEANS, RIGHT? 😏😛🍆💦🤤 HORNYWEEEEEN 👻 TAKING YOUR GIRL 💑 PUMPKIN-PICKING AND YOU'RE GONNA PUMP HER WITH SOMETHING REAL NICE 🎃😛💦💦💦🍆 ENJOYING SOME 😋 DELICIOUS 🤤 PUMP-♥♥♥ SPICE LATTES 🥤 🍵🎃 HORNY-WEEN'S ALL ABOUT BEING 💀👻 SPOOKY 👹👺 SO GIVE YOUR 💁🏾‍♀️ GIRL 👁️👄👁️ THAT 🥖 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆AND MAKE HER 😲 MOAN 💆LIKE A GHOST 👻 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR 💃🏻 SEXIEST 👯‍♀️😛 AND 🧛‍♀️ SPOOKIEST 🧟 HOES 😍😍🤩 IF YOU DON'T🙅GET 15 BACK, THE GRIM REAPER ☠ IS GONNA 👉👌 ♥♥♥♥ YOU 🙏🏾 REAL GOOD 🤪👍 WITH HIS SCYTHE 😍😋🤤 ON 🎃 ♥♥♥♥♥-LOWEEN ❗🕜❗

WHOA 🙀🙀🤯‼️⁉️ TRUMP JUST TOOK A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💧🔫 TO THE (r)EAR 👂🍑 AT A RALLY IN BUTT-LER PENISVANIA 🍑🍆🍌 SHOOTER❓I HARDLY KNOW HER! 🤣😹🤭 SECRET SERVICE AGENTS TACKLED TRUMP’S GYATT TO THE GROUND 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏼‍♂️🫨📳 AND BOUNCED OFF THE RECOIL ☄️ THOTS 💭🧠 AND PRAYERS🙏🤲🛐, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME LIBTARDS 🇺🇸🦅🔥💯

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