Recent reviews by SirPainhammer

I bought the game
I played the game
I beat the game on normal within the span of a few hours
I then replayed the game on Incel mode
Took over a hundred hours just to finish the game
There are sex slut gods that wish to destroy the world
Also there is a weeb.
10/10
Aiko is still best girl in the series

awesome just awesome

Rocket League, basically the result of if soccer and RC cars had a baby. A really fast paced and destructive baby. Rocket League is a physics based game of soccer, where you instead of controlling a humanoid player, instead you are controlling a car with a rocket strapped to the back where you try to hit an oversiezed ball into the opposite goal of your color. What makes this game so genius is how simple it is but at the same time it is deep enough and complex enough to master so it would qualify as an esport all on its own while sitting next to other esport titles such as league of legends, Dota 2, as well as a number of fighting titles and more. This game while outside the core game modes such as 1v1 up to the hectic 4v4, it is rather light on everything else, pretty much everything else is unlocking cosmetics such as hats for your cars, paint schemes, extra cars, and antenas; and the season mode which is basically you pick a team( each team has a different color scheme and unique color scheme). and you play against a number of bots with custom difficulty settings as well as the number of bots, sadly you cannot play season mode online but there is a hope. All in all Rocket League shines in its addictive core game mode of online teamVSteam soccer. Once you start playing you will be hooked into its addicting gameplay.

Im going to make this as brief but relevant as possible in bullet point style. Loadout quite possibly one of the most stupid yet hilarious and genius games I have ever played. Its as if the devs was like "hmmm lets make the stupidest game ever and see how far we can get" and in my opinion they excelled at it and I tip my hat off to them.

This game screams stupidity and hilarity. Everything from the gameplay to the customization all the way to the taunting for instance you could have your player run around with his ♥♥♥♥ in the open air but add that with a twerking taunt or a teabag taunt and its genius and did i tell you about that whenever you die your character sticks up the finger

the variety is gold and it excels in the weapon customization and deaths for example when i get shot i can literally see through a cavity in my chest or i can walk around with no head only with a brain and eyes.

The weapon customization is where the game truly excels. You can customize everything on your weapon name it and you can do it that is if you have the requirments for it.

Loadout is a game worth playing if your the type of person who doesn't mind a bit of profanity. I recomend this for anyone thats a troll or just wants to have a good laugh. My rating a 10/10