Yo what the ♥♥♥♥ happened to Bowser? He's a girl now? That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross. Dude, there's porn of him? What the ♥♥♥♥? I'd never look at something like that, how disgusting. Can you stop spamming me with girl Bowser porn? It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nasty, I don't like it, if you send that to me again, I'm blocking you. People are still sending me girl Bowser porn, what do they call it, Bowserette or some ♥♥♥♥? She's not even that hot, ♥♥♥♥ off. Wow, some of this Bowsette porn is kinda sexy, I might look at some more. It's been 3 days, I've been sitting on my couch looking at Bowsette porn, I jacked off to her 12 times in the past 2 hours, I don't think I can stop, everytime I look away I see her giant pepperoni nipples poking out from her cleavage and it makes my ♥♥♥♥ hard, I don't think this is normal. It's been 2 weeks and I haven't stopped jacking off to Bowserette, I've gone on every Twitter account there is to find more, my gallery is already at 1,264, I don't plan on stopping. I started dressing up as Mario and bought a fleshlight and put it in between my mattresses and starting thrusting into it with a picture of Bowsette on my bed, my fleshlight is full of ♥♥♥ but I can't stop. I haven't showered in 2 months, my mom kicked me out of the house, but I printed out pictures of Bowsette and I jack off to them behind Walmart inside a dumpster, I'm starting to get hungry but I'm okay since I have my pictures of Bowsette to jack off to. I've gotten really hungry and started eating my pictures of Bowsette, I'm starting to run out, please send me some more printed pictures of Bowsette, I don't think I can live without her.

I'd rather masturbate with a jar full of scorpions to down-syndrome necrophilia midget porn than tolerate my luck, the entirety of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life, and this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pansy-ass ♥♥♥♥-bucket of existence. ♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥-riding, ♥♥♥♥♥-licking, half-legged, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sack of rotten ♥♥♥♥-nobbing, ♥♥♥♥-eating world. Humanity can drink acid from a hornet's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nest and go ♥♥♥♥ itself raw. All those absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, mentally-deficient, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mutated, AIDS-infested, ♥♥♥-dripping, sour-note, flatter than their girlfriend's flexible tempo ♥♥♥♥-holes can eat a 5-ton barrel of pickled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. Those utter bunch of kentucky-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-fried dry pieces of kung-pao ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clits. Everyone that has ever existed and will exist can go butt-♥♥♥♥ their ebola-drinking ass-stapled mothers in hell's ♥♥♥♥-fest. They can suck on my 10-meter, thick juicy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ while being raped by 69 billion ♥♥♥-guzzling monkey-shaped black rusty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dildos and deep-throating a thick-skinned ♥♥♥♥-lizard's huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick. This total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bouquet of gang-banged, 0-iq, cataclysmic sacks of teddy-bear-hugging, flesh-light-using, 5-year-old orgy of ugly-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can put their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and gaping tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a blender, and this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ universe, from the Big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bang, till God's death, can get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ back to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone age.

I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

You are playing 2fort, in a somewhat empty server. Stuck at a 4v5, a peculiar fellow joins the server named "Pixie the Fempyro Dragon", and you decide to play Soldier. You run into the BLU base, and steal their intel. "I'm doing it! I'm gonna cap the intel!" you think, blasting your way to victory, when all of the sudden an enemy pyro turns the corner. His degreaser is aimed at you, and he's got an unusual pink Brigade Helm with orbiting hearts. You fire a rocket, and you see the crimson lightning fly out of your launcher. It's a random crit! The pyro is done for! But all of the sudden, the pyro DEFLECTS the rocket, dealing a lethal blow to you. And in the killcam you see them do the Gas Blast taunt introduced in the Pyro Update, and a message appears in chat.

Pixie the Fempyro Dragon: Oowpsie!!!! :3 I made a big stinky OwO

You do not understand. You try to respond but your hands are paralyzed. A singular droplet of cold sweat streams down your nose. Your confusion turns into terror as you glance at their profile picture, which is a BBW-futa anthro fox. Your face turns red. White spittle is coming out of the corners of your mouth. You try to spam your lenny face bind but you simply cannot. The terror fades away, and what remains is a sense of existential dread. Nothingness. You give up on even trying to move out of spawn. Hours pass, days pass, and weeks pass. Engineers passing by on their way to the Intelligence would tell stories of you. "Say, Dell, you see that stone-faced fella at resupply?" "Why I have, Buck. What's up with him?" "Why I reckon he one of them AFK types."

The Engineers try to unravel the mystery, but never come close. The secret remains buried inside of you, burning at your very core. As the Engineers, Snipers, and Demomen of Teufort leave, you are all that remains of the server. Your legacy is merely a whisper in the wind.