Once i was famous as the worst player in Rust history, and now I'm back. With the help of NC(Nakeds Cult) clan, complete Rust domiantion will continue.
My biggest feats:
•Died to a guy with crossbow, while roaming in full metal+semi.
•Died to a 4HP double barrel guy, while roaming in hazzy+semi.
•Killed 3 of my teammates with one grenade.
•Killed 3 guys, then died to a naked.
•Didnt notice a doorcamper, result = teammate died with an inventory of rockets.
•25 games winstreak, 98%WR on Tiny in Dota2.
•Top 800 EU player in War Thunder(2.7K/D;67%WR)

Everyday i wake up at 6am, put on my Yohji Yamamoto tshirt, Vetements ziphoodie, Balenciaga jeans and Rick Owens Ramones. Then i walk to my town's central park and kill some gуpsies. After my daily routine, I meet my best friend - Alexandro The Ultimate Dark Killer and we both drink 5L Pepsi in 3.6 seconds. Das ist gut.

At 7pm I watch my favourite series - Breaking Bad. I love Jesse Pinckman so much, that i wanna lick his private places.

At night, I always play Rust, cuz I am no-life tryharder and my mom beats me every day. When I kill a loaded naked, I always act very loud, so my dad crushes my skull with his baseball bat. But I am the strongest human oat, so I regenerate and continue to play Rust.

This is my everyday infinite loop. My biggest enemy - Nekto Nesterro, caught me in this trap and i cant escape it.