Hear oh ye of mighty licks and tasty jams,
Of righteous hooks and mighty fills to thee,
Givers of Crush and bringers of Choice Gigs to those among us.
It is to you we look today for wisdom,
Though thou hath given us wisdom through hot gains and rides forever keeping us in the pocket.
If you can hear our plea over the sound-check,
Park thy axe a moment and pity us for we are mere mortals,
Plugged into your eternal stompbox waiting for our time to shimmer in glorious reverb.
May our load-ins be brief, and our sit-ins be most triumphant.
Jack Daniels for all, in Lemmy's name we pray, hey hey my my.