One time 🕜 i was serving ✍ a customer 👴 and the burger man 🍔👨 didn't put salad 🥗 in the burger 🥪. He came back 🌊 and slammed the burger ✊ on the counter 🗃 and uttered the words 💬 "THERE'S NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🤬 SALAD IN ME BURGER, FIX YOUR HEAD 🛠🗣."

I froze in fear 🥶😱😰, then told him he would die ⚰ of Alzheimer's 🧠 in 10 years ⏳.

10 years have not passed and he saved me 😇 from a house fire 🏠🔥🧯🚒 in his $10 million dinar 🤑🤑 Lamborghini Veyron 🚗🏎 and then tipped me his salary for a year 💹💰💰 for saying thank you 👑.

Moral of the story, don't judge 👩‍⚖️ stupid old man who wanted salad 🥬 in his burger 🍔.

Thank you for your time 😎😁.

Plus Packgod smells like pasty chicken bone google chrome head ahh boy