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⠊⠄⣾⢻⣿⢸⣿⢳⣹⡞⣷⡝⠿⢣⣾⣿⣿⣷⡽⣿⣷⣱⠫⢨⡍⢼⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⢸⡟⢸⣧⡾⣿⣾⣧⡣⢹⣿⣷⣶⣭⣽⢛⠿⢿⣞⡻⣧⠇⢸⡦⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⡟⠄⠸⡙⣇⠏⣮⣽⣓⣢⣻⣿⣯⣭⣶⡿⠟⣓⠎⣕⣙⡜⠚⣵⣃⡄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠁⠄⠄⢁⣹⡆⢻⣋⡙⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣂⣡⡿⡆⢿⣿⠂⢰⡏⣧⠃⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠊⢻⠁⢧⢺⣲⣲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠑⢺⣷⢸⣿⢰⡿⣿⡾⡤⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣷⣅⢧⣤⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢻⣿⠟⣑⢸⡿⠚⢿⢻⣷⢻⡀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⢻⣿⡀⣬⠛⠿⢿⣿⡿⢟⣥⡿⣹⢸⡇⣔⡁⠈⠛⢏⣧⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⢸⣿⢯⡅⣇⡆⡜⣾⠏⠟⣥⠾⠣⢸⠹⣋⣤⣾⣋⣌⢞⣆⠄
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡴⠋⠀⠀⣸⣩⣀⣀⣀⣀
⠀⢰⠁⢠⣀⡀⠀⠀⢀⡞⣁⣄⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⡙⢷
⠀⢸⠀⢸⠇⠉⠙⠒⣾⠋⠀⠀⠃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣇
⠀⢸⡄⣼⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢻⣿⣷⢻
⠀⢸⣧⢎⡄⠀⢠⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠿⣯⣍⠉⠁⣠⣤⣌⣿⣿⣾⡆
⠀⢈⢽⣿⣿⡄⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠋⠀⢈⣿⣿⣟⡇
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠈⠉⠂⠸⣄⡻⠞⢹⣿⣿⡟⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⢤⣄⣈⣃⣰⠃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⡀⠑⠭⢝⣩⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡿⠳⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣟⣧⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⢿⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠹⡼⣿⠦⣄⣙⡿⢿⣿⣇⡟
⣿⠋⠛⠿⣿⠏⠘⢙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠃⠀⠀⢽⣿⡇
⡷⠀⠀⠀⠂⣄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢀⣼⡿⠁
⣿⣄⡀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⣾⠟⠃
⠉⢻⠿⢇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⣿⣿⣿⠇⠈⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣀⠁⠀⠘⠉⠿⡄⣀⣤⣬⣟⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠙⡿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠸⠛⠃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀
⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤
⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿
⠀⠹⣿⢿⡇⡇⢿⡿⢹⠟⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⢃⠻⣿⠫⠀⠃⠹⡀
⠀⢀⠃⠀⠇⠀⠈⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠠⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰
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⠄⡾⠏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣻⣿⣿⢻⣷⣹⣷⣯⣛⠿⢋⡄⡆⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣳⡙⣿⣿⣷⣾⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣃⢿⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣷⣮⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⢻⡟⢫⣿⣿⣇⢌⡋⣥⡀⠄⠈⢹⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠸⢇⣜⠻⣷⢘⠜⣇⣻⢧⢄⣠⢠⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣘⢎⢿⣷⡼⣿⣷⠬⠭⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣎⢏⢿⣷⠸⣿⣄⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⣿⣿⣏⠳⡽⣷⣜⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣬⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⡾⣿⢁⢡⢃⣿⣿⡼⣌⢻⡘⣷⠮⠍⠛⡻⠿⠿⣛⡃⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⣰⢷⠏⡾⣿⢸⣿⢹⣶⣮⡕⠳⠄⠄⠄⢆⡿⢿⣿⣿⢇⣀⣤⠄
⠄⢰⠏⡈⡼⠁⡏⢼⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢮⡝⠶⣒⣙⡐⡍⣱⣟⡉⠁⠄
Es entones que cuando me estaba acercando a la caja a concluir mi compra se me adelante un sujeto encapuchado, lo observe detalladamente y veía que el sujeto tenia puesto unos lentos oscuros, y se estaba comprando una figura de Hulk de la edición de los vengadores Endgame.
Lo siguiente que paso no lo podia creer, apenas le entregaron el ticket de compra el mismo sujeto se saco la capucha, tiro violentamente los lentes a un costado y gritó BUENAS NOCHES AMERICAAAAAAAAA, era el mismisimo Marcelo Tinelli. Acto seguido se baja los pantalones e introduce al Hulk en el ojete. Deje el rubik y sali. Lo ultimo que supe es que tuvieron que cerrar la juguetería para sacarlo.
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠇
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⠷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⣄⠀⢶⣶⣷⣶⣶⣤⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⠗
⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣴⣶⡄
⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣥⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠃
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁
⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁
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