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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:18pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:50pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:03am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:08am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 3:36pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:50am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:54pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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