shacostco's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:16pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:24pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:23am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:10pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 2:51pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:12pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:35pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:40pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:37pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:33pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 11:39pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:40am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:32pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:12pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:26pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:31pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:07pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:44pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:13am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:15pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:03am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:28pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:29am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:15pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 2:57pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 2:47pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 2:47pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:20pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:52pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:26pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:23pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:36pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:23pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:18pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:27pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:43pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:54pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:38pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:19pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:17pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:39pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 2:46pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:13pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:44pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:43am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:14pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 3:05pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:31pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:14pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:29pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:18pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:48pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

27 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

390 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30