F.U.C.K stands for "Friends U Can Keep" so I hope you F.U.C.K me 4ever! Send this to 5 people and see who F.U.C.K's you back

Wow! What a beautiful woman! I've got to say, you are really gorgeous. I met you when you were buying tampons at the Walmart checkout line and I even remember thinking to myself, "Wow! What a nice rack!" when I met you. Your butt is also literally the nicest butt I have ever seen. Like where do you do your squats? There is no way you just got it naturally. That's impossible. And stuff like that just makes me go, "Wow, this gal, she's so cool!" I'm going to commit my life to becoming your saucy lover. I will study your ways and master the arts of sex just as you have. I will make you scream and I can only hope that one day, after a fresh pounding that leaves you unable to walk for the next week, people will look at me and go, "Wow! What a magnum dong!"