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"We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement."
-- Richard J. Daley
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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"Pacific Bell Customer Service, this is [..], how can I provide you with
excellent customer service today?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!! That's good, I like it.."
"Um, thanks, they make us say that."
-- knghtbrd and a pacbell rep, name removed to protect her job
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Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
-- Josh Billings
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Emacs, n.:
A slow-moving parody of a text editor.
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"There are some good people in it, but the orchestra as a whole is equivalent
to a gang bent on destruction."
-- John Cage, composer
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I bought the latest computer;
it came fully loaded.
It was guaranteed for 90 days,
but in 30 was outmoded!
- The Wall Street Journal passed along by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT
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How untasteful can you get?
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Przepraszam, ale nie kojarzę

taa wee wee pal pal wroty <3

Man can i add you? You seemed like a nice guy

added for karambit trade