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9.4 hrs last two weeks / 9,320.4 hrs on record (4,210.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 24 Nov, 2015 @ 10:29am
Updated: 15 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

CS:GO Review
imagine meeting 3 cheaters... then meeting 2 cheaters the next game and in the third game you meet against both cheating teams in one lobby

welcome to csgo

Tips how to play csgo:

-speak russian
-shoot your teammates head with negev in warmup
-deagle first round
-awp. no kevlar
-agency shotgun only

UPDATE:

some weeks are perfectly fine, some days you only meet cheaters... even rage hackers!
AND ONLY SOMETIMES THEY GET BANNED!!

csgo moments:

1) You have to kick your friend because otherwise the enemy team will continue spinbot, explaining it with the reason that it is only fair since my team is apparently also cheating.
( just in case it will be close, the other randoms started spinning aswell)

2) You win with ez against the enemy team. Then you say for fun: Nice our bottomfragger gives wallhack info... In the end we lost because they toggled, thinking we cheat too so it must be fair.

UPDATE:

People ask me what kind of cheaters i prefer, since the overwatch system is not working.

My answer: "Spinning, not stirred" (because if they don't hide it, we don't waste our time and lose fast)

UPDATE (15.1.2023)

8,414.5 hrs on record (4,210.1 hrs at review time)

now 5 years or 4.000h later I have found peace in csgo. I play Agency only with many Steam friends and soon will achieve 5.000 wins.

Cheaters are still a problem but at maximum 2 month per year, the rest is fine.

Happy Gaming Everyone!
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29 Comments
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Warum bist du der Einzige, der mein Profil noch kommentiert? *freudenträne* :D
✪ y✗ceツ 11 Oct, 2018 @ 10:25am 
Sehr sehr nice :P
76561197960946401 13 Jul, 2018 @ 7:27am 
die review spricht mir aus dem herzen & hat mich auch manchmal zum schmunzeln gebracht, upvote! :good:
-myself