I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww you in uvw seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Nyot onwy am I extensivewy twainyed in unyawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenyaw of the Unyited States Mawinye Cowps and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe ass off the face of the continyent, you wittwe ♥♥♥♥. If onwy you couwd have knyown what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe "cwevew" comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you wouwd have hewd youw ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couwdn't, you didn't, and nyow you'we paying the pwice, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I wiww ♥♥♥♥ fuwy aww uvw you and you wiww dwown in it. You'we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you wittwe ♥♥♥♥♥? I'ww have you knyow I gwaduated top of my cwass in the Nyavy Seaws, and I've been invowved in nyumewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I have uvw 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twainyed in gowiwwa wawfawe and I'm the top snyipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nyothing to me but just anyothew tawget. I wiww wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with pwecision the wikes of which has nyevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wowds. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me uvw the Intewnyet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secwet nyetwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight nyow so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic wittwe thing you caww youw wife. You'we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends

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