TurtleDerby
Florida, United States
 
 
Sometimes, when I'm all alone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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løpez 2018년 1월 30일 오전 7시 58분 
Mickey Mouse is my fetish
Bols 2018년 1월 30일 오전 7시 39분 
I'm your homie with an extra chromy
smt 2017년 3월 14일 오후 1시 29분 
the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy gaming site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye...."whispers i love you"
smt 2017년 2월 3일 오후 5시 27분 
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smt 2017년 1월 31일 오후 8시 37분 
u just got🖐🏿grabbed🤜🏼 by the P😽SSY by 👨‍💼DADDY TRUMP👨‍💼welcoming our SLUTTIEST👅💦 PRESIDENT 💥are u READY🤝👍🏼 for TRUMP👨‍💼 TO BECOME AMERICAS DADDY💦😛👅 get ready to be GRABBED by the P😽SSY EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS👅😩💯 TRUMP👨‍💼 is going to rule your COUNTRY
smt 2016년 12월 29일 오후 4시 31분 
whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬 🔴 ⚪ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑 💦 u little snowhoe ❄ 👅 👀 🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is almost 👌🏼 over 🚨 🍆 🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmASS tree 🎄 🍑 ✔ until his SAP comes out 🍺 👅 💦 💯 but don't forget ❌ ❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬 🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭 😩 if u wanna get RAWED 🚼 🍆 😩 😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 send this to 25 of ur thickest elves 👩🏽 👩🏾 if u get 0 back then you're an UNGLY GRINCH 😷 😴 if u get 10 😋 back ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🛎 🔥