what is this kiryu guy yapping about

May god forgive you because I won't

SIUUUUUUUU 👮‍♂️
Anders wild, bre 🐅
Du willst in den Gommemode 👹
Erkennst sofort wenn etwas sus ist ⛽️
Und wirst zum macher 😏
Wenn du eine bodenlose aktion siehst 🇬🇧
Dann haben wir genau den richtigen job für dich 👶
Der auch noch richtig slay ist 💅
Diggah 😎

"The Spinning Man" in "The Orange Room" once said in 2005 that "Ed Sheeran" would start his career not in 2006, but earlier. He asked the world if they "Want Some?". That happened in 2007 and since then, there has been a hiatus. In 2009 he said to the dying world "You Need Me" and one year later in 2010 he returned "Live At The Bedford" with some "Loose Change", "Songs I Wrote with Amy" and his "No. 5 Collaborations Project". It all went according to the prophecy and he "Let It Out". 2011 was when the "Lego House" gave us a "+" sized reality check: "You Need Me, I Don't Need You". Then "The A Team" with a "Little Lady" with a "Small Bump" crossed "The Slumdon Bridge" to perform the "One Take" with him at the "iTunes Festival 2011" and the only words he said, were "Thank You". Arriving in 2012 he went again to the "iTunes Festival 2012" where a child was screaming loudly.

He held it in his arms, and whispered to it "Hush Little Baby", "Give Me Love" for I am "Drunk", after which the baby smiled and calmed down. When the Festival concluded he went on a "Watchtower" and remained there for a year until 2013 where he noticed, that "Everything Has Changed". "Old School Love" was very popular again, but it was nothing for the Messiah. Nothing he desired. That's "All About It" he said in 2014, looking at "X" many people warning him "Don't" "Sing". But we have to "Make It Rain" during the "Deezer Session" he was "Thinking Out Loud". Yet, the silence took over. So he waited, waited one year until 2015 where he screamed from the top of his lungs "Lay It All On Me", your "Photograph", your "Bloodstream", everything.

He turned his audiences youth into his own by consuming their blood. Doing this for a year, in 2016 he noticed he was finally "Growing Up", so he continued. 2017 arrived swiftly and so he was living in his "Perfect" "Castle On The Hill" when he ordered the "Galway Girl" to his chamber. That is a very nice "Shape Of You" he mumbled to himself, before he approached her. "How Would You Feel" if I were to devour you, he asked. She didn't respond, or rather she couldn't because he started to "Divide" her head from her body to get to her blood. It started to form a "River" of Blood as he sucked it all out. One day in 2018 a young group of people with "Supermarket Flowers" approached him only to reveal hidden weapons concealed in them, trying to bring him to his "End Game". But he saw it coming and prepared a trap for them and in the end, he was "Happier" than them.