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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:58am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:59am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:31am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:08am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:53pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:33am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:24am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:39pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:29am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 12:59am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:34am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 12:05am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:04am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08am