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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 7:28am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 9:22am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:08am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2014 @ 2:34pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 9:09am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 9:13am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 6:23am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 9:20am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 6:18am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 6:46am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 9:02am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 9:05am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 9:42am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 7:22am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 7:20am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 7:21am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 7:14am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 12:51am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 12:41am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 1:34am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 1:24am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 1:29am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 12:38am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 7:22am