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HI I'M [R̴̖̼̳͋̔̚͝E̸̫̺̾́͘D̴̼͛͆͝A̴͈͠C̴̻̝̠̪͒̿T̶̼̤͂̊͗Ẹ̵̜͒Ḍ̴̛͕̾͆͂] (26/M|HE/HIM) DO NOT ADD ME ASKING FOR TRADING CARDS/DOTA LOADING SCREENS/BACKGROUNDS. REQUESTS FROM PROFILES UNDER LEVEL 10 WILL BE DECLINED UNLESS YOU LEAVE ME A COMMENT EXPLAINING WHY YOU'RE ADDING ME. I TEND TO CHANGE MY STEAM NAME A LOT , IF YOU EASILY LOSE TRACK OF PEOPLE, CONSIDER GIVING ME A NICKNAME UNLESS YOU WANT TO FORGET WHO I AM IN 2 MONTHS. STEAM HAS CLEARED MY ALIASES BECAUSE I GOT A WEEK USERNAME BAN (ʜᴇʜᴇ)

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KNOWN ALIASES INCLUDE (BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO):
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many more i can't remember

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"Lol so true. Those orphans didn't stand a chance against the Bentley Continental going 120 MPH."
"I have opted to leave my corpse to the state so some intern can ♥♥♥♥ it before it gets shipped off to a military explosives testing site."

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MAIN PC SPECS : (updated 06/11/2024)
-Case: NZXT Phantom (Phan-001)
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-CPU: Intel Core i5-10600k
-CPU Cooling: Cooler Master Hyper 212 Evo Black Edition
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-RAM: TEAMGROUP T-Force Vulcan Z DDR4 32GB
-Storage: Samsung 980 1 TB M.2 SSD
-Storage: Samsung 860 EVO 500 GB SSD
-PSU: Corsair HX750

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Bento Revival Keycaps w/ GMK Bento RamaWorks Kanji keycap
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-Mouse: Logitech G502x Plus Lightspeed
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-DAC: Soon™
-Monitor: LG 24" 144Hz 1080p (secondary)
-Monitor: AOC CQ27G2 27" 2K 144hz (main)
-Mic: Some ass USB cardioid mic from amazon
-Controller: Xbox Elite Series 2
-MIDI Keyboard: Nektar Impact LX25+
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IceOnFire 27 Jun @ 9:39pm 
-rep left a mean comment on my profile with man pee pee in man starfish ):
Grimuthi 4 Jun @ 6:36pm 
how's your jelqing progress been?
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oh dear im arriving
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BRING BATTLEPASS TO BATTLEBIT!!! BITPASS LETS GO
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