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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:29am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 2:35am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 3:59am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 4:01am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 4:01am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 4:04am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:04am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 4:36am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:18am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:11am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:46am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:46am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 9:41am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 9:37am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:05am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:31am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:39am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 11:59am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 8:45am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 7:36am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:47am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am