Love as large as brontosaurus / Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage / Want to lock you in my garage
Climb upon my trusty steed / Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture / From now enter Velocirapture
I wield my passion like an axe / It's warm and gooey, just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust / Can you withstand my manly musk?
Roses are red, violets are blue / I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never hold back / That might be why I smoke the crack
My father never loved me? / T^T
Love is like a ripened squid / It stinks with limp appendages
You scratch the rash that's on my ass / The itch only love can surpass
Yogurt is a dish best served chilled / Forgot to get my prescription filled
Tonight I will have sex with you / Then we will prepare a stew
Just lay down and let me touch / I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night / Come closer, Fernando won't bite
Tears and screams of pain and pleasure / Our gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine / Is this blood yours or mine?