Crazy Taxi + Robotron + a dirty VHS tape of Drive you found in a roadside motel in the drawer where the Gideon Bible usually is. "But Drive came out in 2011", you say, "it didn't get a VHS release". You're right, it's not Nicolas Winding Refn's Drive starring Ryan Gosling. It's some movie recorded off cable from 1985 starring "Jim Jameson" but when you search IMDb nothing comes up.

Pro: Excellent moody synth soundtrack, good variety of unlockable vehicles and weapons with different handling & playstyles. Replayability to unlock new maps, vehicles, weapons, watch your pad improve, climb the leaderboard.

Cons: (EDIT: Devs fixed performance issues, thanks!) A little grindy for all the vehicles but it's all optional grind, you could probably get a high score with the starting vehicles after upgrading them.

Figuring out which vehicle is best for you is difficult, as you can't test drive before buying and quickly run out of money buying all the cars unless you are doing $50k+ runs every time.

Overall just super fun and chaotic but relaxing to play, cause mayhem and go nuts.

P.S. The devs are Finnish and "pako" means "getaway" because you're a getaway car driver.