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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 8:35am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 7:36am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 10:33am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 8:32am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 8:50am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 8:22am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2016 @ 11:47am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 7:18am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 11:02am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 8:22am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 12:41am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 2:03pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:21am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2016 @ 11:47am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2016 @ 11:47am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:49am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 7:18am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:19am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:27am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 7:02am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 9:00am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 7:50am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2017 @ 12:48pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 7:49am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:38am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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