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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 7:14am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 7:50am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 12:42am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 5:00am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 11:59pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2017 @ 5:39am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2015 @ 7:39pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2017 @ 2:52am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 11:24pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 3:22am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 7:07am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 7:05am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2017 @ 1:01am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2017 @ 11:54pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 3:21am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 11:46pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 2:19am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 6:44am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 5:38am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 11:39pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2017 @ 12:57am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 10:23pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 1:21am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 3:46am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 10:29pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 May, 2018 @ 6:31am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 May, 2018 @ 9:21pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 10:25pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 11:17pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 7:42am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 5:20am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 8 May, 2018 @ 6:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2017 @ 12:31am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 5:30am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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