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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2018 @ 8:57pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 1:16pm

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 1:19pm

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 3:52pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 4:34pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 4:37pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 5:15pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2018 @ 12:19am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2018 @ 12:29am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2018 @ 1:10am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2018 @ 1:13am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 10:50am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 11:18am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2018 @ 9:10pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 2:23pm

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 2:21pm

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2018 @ 12:28am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2018 @ 12:41am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 5:22pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 5:31pm



Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.